Glee - Sue Sylvester's best quotes
To celebrate the release of the first season of Glee on DVD and Blu-ray, we’ve picked out some of cheerleading coach Sue Sylvester's most memorable quotes so far...
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► “I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.”
► “Caning works! And I think it’s about time we did a little more of it right here… yes, we cane!”
► “[Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.”
► "You know, for me trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them, but they just keep coming. Sue Sylvester has hourly flare-ups of burning, itchy, highly contagious talent."
► "So you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful."
► "What would Madonna do? Well, the answer to that question would normally be: Date a younger man."
► "You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin."
► "Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!
► "All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties."
► “I’m reasonably confident you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you’re no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hair style that doesn’t make you look like a lesbian. Love ya like a sister.”
► "I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.’’
► “I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.”
► “I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don’t know. I don’t care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners.”
► “Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back stronger than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.”
► ‘’I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night, I will steal away into your house and punch you in the face.’’
► ''I'm gonna make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my time.''
► ''You don't deserve the power of Madonna.... Simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo who refuse to mate.''
► ''That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.''
► ''You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them.''
► ''I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it's from physical exhaustion.''
Glee: Season 1: Road To Regionals, available on DVD, and Glee: The Complete First Season, available on Blu-ray and DVD, are released on 13th September 2010 by Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment.
