Glee - Brittany's finest moments

To celebrate the DVD release of the first season of Glee, we’ve picked out the best moments of dim-witted brilliance from everyone’s favourite ‘Cheerio’, Brittany...

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► "I just don't understand anything."

► "I don't know how to turn on a computer."

► "There are so many lyrics."

► "Sometimes I forget my middle name."

► "It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered. It's like cool epilepsy."

► "I've been here since first period. I had a cold, and I took all my antibiotics at the same time, and now I don't know how to leave."

► "When I pulled my hamstring I went to a misogynist."

► "Kissing my armpit is a really big turn on for me."

► Santana: "Sex is not dating." - Brittany: "If it were, Santana and I would be dating."

► "Guess who I'm dating? Wes Brody. He's super cute. He plays soccer with my sister. He's seven."

► "I've made out with, like, everyone in this school: girls, boys, Mr. Kidney, the janitor."

► "It's not that. It's just that most of us don't know how to bake. I find recipes confusing."

► "A Happy Meal, no onions... Or a chicken."

► "There was a mouse in mine."

► "Sometimes I add a teaspoon of sand."

► Mr. Schuester: "Who can tell me what a ballad is?" - Brittany: "A male duck?"

► "She's the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker."

► "I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary."

► "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"


Glee: Season 1: Road To Regionals, available on DVD, and Glee: The Complete First Season, available on Blu-ray and DVD, are released on 13th September 2010 by Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment.