Jerry Bruckheimer Drinking Game

Classic dumbass Jerry Bruckheimer movies include: The Rock, Con Air, Top Gun, Bad Boys, Pearl Harbour, National Treasure, Transformers, Gone In 60 Seconds, Armageddon...

Drink once every time you hear any of the following...
- Sir, son-of-a-bitch, Jesus Christ, Godammit...

Drink twice whenever...
- A cheesy motivational speech is delivered, soundtracked with strings or wind instruments.
- Two men embrace in a mildly homoerotic manner.
- A senior military figure is exasperated by the behaviour of the hero.
- A vehicle is driven at high speed, soundtracked with cheesy rock music - drink again each time the vehicle flies through the air.
- Someone removes an item of clothing to reveal a white t-shirt or vest beneath - drink double if it's Nic Cage.
- There's a shot of the morning sky - drink double if it clearly has an orange filter on it.
- The score sounds like every other Hans Zimmer movie score.
- You see an American flag.

Drink three times whenever...
- Nic Cage does something in slow-mo.
- There's a 360-degree panning shot.


This Drinking Game is meant for entertainment only and is not expected to be played. Always drink responsibly.

Written by Will Martin.