CSI Drinking Game
Drink once whenever...
- You hear any of the following: "spatter", "petechial hemorrhaging", "warrant", "swab", "epithelials", "let the evidence do the talking"...
- Chilled-out electronic music plays over a montage of evidence examination in the lab to pass a few minutes - drink double if it actually moves the story forward.
- A CSI straps a flashlight to their head - drink double if it's in daylight.
- A DNA scan is somehow completed in under thirty seconds.
- A female CSI wears a tank top to investigate a crime scene - drink double if reveals even more cleavage than you'd show in a regular job.
- A security camera image is zoomed into with no pixelation - drink double if the image quality somehow actually gets more detailed.
- The team get torches out when investigating a spooky dark room instead of just turning the light on.
- The team use the spray-thing-what-makes-blood-glow-in-the-dark.
- The camera suddenly shoots up a random bodily orifice of a corpse.
CSI: Vegas
Drink twice whenver...
- A character's backstory is shoehorned in as a plot device (e.g. Catherine's exotic dancing or Warwick's gambling problem).
- Sara and Grissom share a "moment".
- Catherine "identifies" with a single mother.
- Sara looks disturbed while handling an abuse case.
- Nick and Warrick indulge in buddy-banter.
- Grissom's knowledge of bugs is shoehorned into progressing the plot.
- A prostitute or stripper is involved in a case.
- Grissom enters one of his hearing-loss trances.
- A casino is visited during the investigation.
- There's an aerial shot of Las Vegas.
- Gregg mentions his supposed sexual prowess or makes any kind of sex joke.
- The last line in the pre-credits sequence is a barely relevant pun or ironic line about death - drink double if it's not said by Grissom.
CSI: Miami
Drink twice whenver...
- A character takes their sunglasses off - drink double if it's Horatio.
- A colour filter is used in post-production to hide the crappy weather.
- Alexx talks to a corpse.
- Horatio looks longingly at his brother's widow.
- Calleigh has a friend in the know that can help solve a case.
- David Caruso puts his hands on his hips and stares into the distance, with his hair blowing lightly in the wind - drink double if it's the last shot of the episode.
CSI: NY
Drink twice whenver...
- Coffee and/or doughnuts are passed around.
- There's a reference to 9/11.
- Aiden mentions that she was brought up in the projects.
This Drinking Game is meant for entertainment only and is not expected to be played. Always drink responsibly.
