Desperate Housewives Drinking Game

Drink once every time...
- Susan falls over, bumps into something or just generally humiliates herself - drink double if it involves nudity.
- There's a kiss - drink double if it's a same-sex kiss.
- A male cast member is shirtless.
- Edie pouts.
- Someone is doing gardening, repotting a plant, cutting the lawn, etc.

Drink twice every time...
- You recognise the exterior of a house on Wisteria Lane from a movie and can name the movie.
- Lynette tries to be diplomatic and ends up just saying what she's thinking anyway.
- One of the housewives is seen in the bath.
- Susan has a new man.
- A female cast member is topless.
- Mary Alice does her annoying voice-over thing.

Drink twice every time...
- There's a death - drink double if one of the Van De Kamp family are involved somehow.


This Drinking Game is meant for entertainment only and is not expected to be played. Always drink responsibly.